What is Sex?
US Father: Sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse or either the male or female division of a species.
Indian Father: Son, go fetch some water for me? Hot day, isn’t it?
How children are born?
US Father: When a man and a woman make love in the form of sexual intercourse resulting in human fertilization which results in the formation of children.
Indian Father: Children are the grace of god. Son, Go fetch some water for me? Hot day, isn’t it?
I have a girlfriend.
US Father: Great, when we are going to have dinner together?
Indian Father: What? Which Caste? How come? This is the reason you scored less in your last semester.
Aditya Pratap Singh, M.S. Engineering Management & Industrial Engineering, Pennsylvania State University (2020)